the only reason i stay inside all day is to avoid the paparazzi
badpeopleanonymous: askgoldenatoms: missdawnsavage: can February March? … no, but April May im so fucking done with this website You say that, but I bet July.
monarchbaby: mareeps: still not sure what exactly math is It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem
emsnips: It’s actually so depressing when you make someone your first priority that you can’t even go to sleep without talking to them, when the other person barely cares about you and you’re just another regular person to them. THIS
When your parents tell you to stop causing a... →
sodamnrelatable: Your like: And your parents look at you like: So you stop for a minute And when they look away your all like:
How I run
sodamnrelatable: P.E When I hear Justin Bieber on TV and I’m on the other room.
That awkward moment when you're taking a picture...
sodamnrelatable: Once they leave:
When I see a teacher outside of school →
Somebody needs to invent a mirror that takes...
When your parents ask you to act like a normal...
chefboyardeezie: banjo-jeff: chefboyardeezie: when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bullshit they're never going to need.